
12-15-2010, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aziz
Well,
I have a bloody good competitive DIY el-ar-el device for you:
It's outperforming the H3Tech in these cold days however.
You need:
- thermometer
- L shaped wire
- fresh and warm horse sh1t
Take the fresh horse sh1t in your hands. Stick the L rod into the horse sh1t. Stick the thermometer into the horse sh1t as well. Keep attention to the temperature. If the temperature is exactly reading 36.4 °C, then the el-ar-el device is engaged and ready for operation (detection distance at least 100 km). If the temperature is above 36.4 degree C, wait until it is exactly 36.4 degree C (otherwise it will overdrive the el-ar-el device). Below 35.1 degree C, the detection distance suffers a bit (reduced to 10 km). Below 31.1 degree C, you need fresh horse sh1t again.
Some scientists claim, that it will very likely operate with bull sh1t as well. But this claim isn't proofed yet.

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Hi Aziz,
can you guarantee that your LRL innovation work on all continnets?
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