Originally Posted by Unregistered

If you are really looking for a long range detector then I have a chicken that can sense gold and silver at over 2 kilometres. After extensive conversations with a geneticist at university of Liverpool in England it seems that the chicken expresses a gene shared with dowsers. Now I’m not prepared to sell the actual chicken however the geneticist have assured me that there should be a least one chicken in each clutch that will share this gene. What I’m offering is each of these chicks for a bargain price of £10,000, yes I know there worth a lot more but I have so much gold and silver now that the money is unimportant to me, the £10,000 is just to ensure you can afford to give each one of my loved pets a good home. If you are not interested in a chick perhaps because of an allergy, then I can put you in touch with a good friend of mine Jack who has developed a new strain of bean that when grow in manure from my chickens will produce gold. As I have signed a non-disclosure agreement I am not at liberty to explain the process however in a similar manner that peas will fix nitrogen at its roots, this new strain of bean fixes gold near the top of the plant. The new stain of bean Phaseolus Mag icus will be offered at a reasonable £1000 per bean. Please note that you will not be allowed to sell any beans generated by the plant due to patient restrictions. If you are interested in getting in at the ground level of these products then drop me a mail at makmea@richman.org.