
05-21-2008, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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Originally Posted by Fred
Intentional pun is a project my team is working on.I expect excellent results soon.
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Your team is working on a project?? Let me guess...
You faced lots of delays due to your head engineer's personal problems, mining complications at your own personal gold mine, and your professional work schedule. So you needed to split the time your team members devote to various components of your secret project with these other priorities. Of course, your responsibility to produce all the electronic design and ASIC implementation is complete, but you need to wait for the other engineers on the team to catch up.
However, you hope to have the protoype ready (and working as expected) in a few weeks. But so far your schedule dates and deadlines failed. So let's pray..
You understand well your team's philosophy that the less you divulge this device the better, since there's absolutely no desire whatsoever for this publicity. But you will still try to sneak a video into this forum as long as it does not prove your secret LRL works, or show any of the circuitry inside behind the plastic case and hot melt glue.
It's an amazing project and there's nothing like it on the market as far as you know, in terms of range, power and stability. If set to gold for instance, it will ALWAYS find gold even if it's close to aluminum, iron, copper, you name it. The same goes for silver. No need to be buried for ten years or ten minutes. In fact, no need to be even buried.
What amazed you most was the power your prototype might have. It overpowered your calculations and in an open field it can easily detect a gold coin from close to a mile. It detects EXTREMELY low Tesla fields. In fact this power factor made us to develop a manual attenuator to facilitate the pinpointing as the range power can easily get out of hand.
Previous technique for pinpointing included triangulation using the law of sines, but we plan to include a GPS type of feature later.
You are sorry but this technology will never be discussed here anytime. You hope we understand, as this device will be used exclusively by you only.
Now if we think you are keeping this secret because you made all this up, think again...
The real reason for the secrecy is you must be careful of the bandits who want to steal your secret technology and all the treasure you find. If anyone were to locate your stockpile of fabulous treasures already recovered, they could easily have you sent to prison for hiding anthropologically significant artifacts, after they steal your gold ingots and statues for themselves. This does not even count all the space alien artifacts you recovered. You will never disclose that you have two space aliens on your LRL project development team.
Well, did I get it right Fred? Is this what your project is about?
Best wishes,
J_P
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