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 Why Dell Winders is not a television weather man
Welcome to the Skunkland theatre!
Tonight's presentation stars Dell Winders, playing a television weather man in the fictitious city of Skunkland. Put on your seatbelts and prepare for the premier episode of Dell in Skunkland, where you will learn why Dell chose a career in LRL sales instead of television weather man:
News Announcer: ...so that wraps up the world news. And now for the weather with our own weatherman, Dell Winders. So do you think we will have rain tonight, Dell?
Weatherman Dell: That's a bald faced lie!! I never said we would have rain tonight and you know it! It is a total LIE, from you and your unscroupulous newscaster friends. You are all habitual LIARS, spreading your deception to serve a questionable agenda.
I have over 40 years experience watching the weather. Who the h**l are you to come here and spread lies about the weather?
Did it rain last night or the night before? Noooooooo.!! I KNOW BECAUSE I WAS THERE. WERE YOU? For that matter, how come you're still here?
News Announcer: Ummm...Dell, do you think we could get on with tonight's weather so we don't run out of time?
Weatherman Dell: ANOTHER LIE..!! It's hard to argue with with absurd logic. For the record, I did not start the lie about it raining tonight. Roll back the tape and you will see who is guilty of ignorant, stupid, devious rumors about tonight's weather, and tried to blame it on me. If there is any problem of running out of time, then it was your ignorance that caused it.... Or should I say lie? I have been truthful about everything I said, while you continue with your lieing inferences. Do you have any more lies to make up about me tonight, or are you satisfied with your BS for the day?
Dang you... now look what you did... We're out of time... we got to go to commercial. It looks like your devious trick worked! Are you happy now?
Television viewer... Geez... I just wanted to know what the weather forecast is... I think I'll click to a different station...
[Click] ...yes take out your umbrellas tonight folks, it's starting to rain!
Be sure to check back next week for more...
no actually that was terrible there probably won't be anymore...
of the Skunkland Theatre! 
Best wishes,
J_P
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Good work, JP.
It is another of the many examples of the mentality of Skeptics, seeking each others peer recognition on this forum.
It's an exercise in futility for me to repeatedly answer the same asinine questions where honesty is mocked and unappreciated. So, I think I will go back to the Treasure forums where I share a common interest with rational, open minded people.
It's been entertaining.
Delll