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Originally Posted by homefire
I Confess! It's Not my design.
I would like to build one though!
Introducing the Wishstick 2000!
This revolutionary new device can find it all, from fabulous treasures to long lost relatives.
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The Wishstick 2000 is constructed of the finest materials available.
Just check out these fantastic new features.
Genuine ultra sensitive quartz controlled tip, (common quartz crystal)
Unlimited range, (only limited to your imagination)
Fully automatic ground balance,
Low battery alert built into a precision meter, (cheap battery tester)
Finest quality low oxygen copper multi-stranded windings, (lamp cord)
The handle is made of fine quality hardwood,(common az mesquite
But wait if you act now we'll include at no extra charge, A positive/negative switch in the handle for tuning out those undesirable relative finds,(obnoxious mother in law)
We have a limited supply of these, (limited to as many as we can sell)
Left handed models also available. (Duh)
Dont delay for those that take advantage of this great offer today we'll include a free AA battery!
Dont miss out on this special offer
Only $2000.00 plus S.H.
We accept payment by Great West Union monygram or cash!.
All returns subject to a $1995.00 restocking fee.
Some assembly required.
Another fine product brought to you by Crapyoudontneed Corp. a division of fly by night industries.
Note: This product is for entertainment purposes only, any resemblance to any other product is purely intentional. All rights (if any) are reserved.
Ive had this hanging on the wall for years and has been a lot of fun. AzNuggetBob
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Looks better than Dell's paint roller handle...
It's the kind of gizmo many people here would buy !
Of course... magic of crystals is basic principle of all them... so the choice of quartz stuff was really appropriate!
Now we just need a telephone wire to wrap around the head to imporve detection range and go straight for treasures... a'la lrl-fanatics!
Kind regards,
Max