Alpha wave- new discovery in field of LRL

[Esteban]

Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly but this one's worse ... because he's being serious.

You can contact with extraterrestrials... maybe they has the "solution".

[Max]

You can contact with extraterrestrials... maybe they has the "solution".

I guess... if they have... will provide just stamp sized plans...

for Murphy's law... on extraterrestrial LRL technology support...

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

I guess... if they have... will provide just stamp sized plans...

for Murphy's law... on extraterrestrial LRL technology support...

Kind regards,
Max

If you smell some "gas", you can see extraterrestrials for all parts!

[Max]

If you smell some "gas", you can see extraterrestrials for all parts!

With Fred's gigantic crack pipe ?

Sure it is!

Kind regards,
Max

[Esteban]

With Fred's gigantic crack pipe ?

Sure it is!

Kind regards,
Max

Yes, like his pipe!

[Esteban]

I prefer the spittoon usage... at least I know that it works!

Kind regards,
Max

But not sit on it!

[J_Player]

For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.
To "tell him who he is" we have brilliat aftermarket lifelong support for small extra charge of $3,998.00 over phone, alarm clock for wake from alpha phase inclusiv..

...For phase shifting we use nonmentalic rotate office chair so one can by rotating very exact specify Alpha phase shift for gold.

Originally posted by Esteban
This office chair rotate in a specific frequency, this is, a motor move it in specific frequency? I think this rotate chair is obsolete! You can use an ejectable "chair" of an airplane and go many meters in direction to the sky. From this point you can put your brain in alpha and see possible locations of treasures from this high position!

Originally posted by Qiaozh
Sorry Esteban ... you lose. Your post was silly but this one's worse ... because he's being serious.

Originally posted by Max
Ok... this is the preferred method (preferred by skeptics to apply on belivers):
the pleasure centre location is (about) in the middle of brain... in old structures that release dopamine etc...
Now... here's method to place your electrode there.
Find a long steel nail, say 5'' long, 1/8'' diameter, very sharp and with flat head.
Place the head of nail ove an hard surface... e.g. a table... with the sharp tip high.
Then find a suitable position using an old rocking chair... old west style... and start to oscillate trying to keep alined your lower forehead to the nail tip... the point must enter just above the nose, up the eyes line.
Then... take a deep breath... and start a strong oscillation colliding your head with the nail that will penetrate straight into your brain...
Then... if you don't die (as side effect...) you'll get it... your electrode is in place!

Post is silly? It may seem so on the surface, but I am sure there are many LRL believers who are anxiously reading the remnants of real-science in these posts before they sign up for the revolutionary MEG detector with rotate directed hexaqudrodecimal antena. ...so the thread continues:

Now after implanting the nail in the forehead, we have no worries that the abnormal-brained treasure hunter will be dead. This portion of the brain is the frontal lobe, which is sometimes even removed (frontal lobotomy) to improve the life quality of abnormal-brained people. But be careful not to remove the frontal lobe in the process of implanting the nail electrode. You will need your frontal lobe for out-of-phase treasure detection.

Now we have arrived at the point where WM6 has come to the rescue with their non-metallic swivel chair to act similar to the head on a RangerTell, and point the direction of the treasure. With this excellent invention, we have eliminated the need for ideamotor response. The chair will swivel to locate treasure without the influence of the hand muscles of the abnormal brained user. However, there is still one feature lacking: The chair doesn't move, I mean, Can you imagine carting this chair through the fields and mountans, then setting it down every time you want to get a reading on which way the treasure is? Even the ejection seat version will remain where it lands.

However, there is a solution. We can use a motorized wheelchair with all-terain tires to move to where the treasure is. A 4-wheel drive model would work well. If WM6 provides the motorized version of the swivel chair, then we will be well on our way to a full treasure machine. If this 4 wheel drive model proves effective, then I would suggest mounting a small backhoe scoop to help recover the treasure. I would also suggest replacing the GPS unit wih a driving GPS computer like the kind used in automobiles.

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

However, there is still one feature lacking: The chair doesn't move, I mean, Can you imagine carting this chair through the fields and mountans, then setting it down every time you want to get a reading on which way the treasure is?

However, there is a solution. We can use a motorized wheelchair with all-terain tires to move to where the treasure is.

J_P

Yes, you are right, but be patient. Our creative team is already developing telekinetic tower, which will use the paramagnetic Tesla coil of 13,13 bilion gaus and attracted to themselves all the gold objects in the circle of 1.775 meters (including Grandma gold earrings - so be very careful where to use it).

[J_Player]

Yes, you are right, but be patient. Our creative team is already developing telekinetic tower, which will use the paramagnetic Tesla coil of 13,13 bilion gaus and attracted to themselves all the gold objects in the circle of 1.775 meters (including Grandma gold earrings - so be very careful where to use it).

Excellent!
I will buy one of these for treasure hunting. Can it be modified so I can direct a beam toward Fort Knox?

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

Excellent!
I will buy one of these for treasure hunting. Can it be modified so I can direct a beam toward Fort Knox?

J_P

Unfortunately, we have to adapt hex code according government regulations, so that telekinetic tower not work in the administrative area.

Otherwise, the regular price of telekinetic tower is $ 129,000 but for the members of the Forum Geotech we offer half the price mean $98,000.

[Max]

Unfortunately, we have to adapt hex code according government regulations, so that telekinetic tower not work in the administrative area.

Otherwise, the regular price of telekinetic tower is $ 129,000 but for the members of the Forum Geotech we offer half the price mean $98,000.

Mike(Mont) will buy...

prepare the fake ebay advertising page... I will make some new fake accounts... in Samoa Islands !

Then we'll split the money 50/50!

Kind regards,
Max

[Mike(Mont)]

Obviously the software for the Emotiv headset does more than just "go up and down on the screen". Among other things it has pattern recognition capabilities. $25K is probably cheap, but it's still out of my price range. In the end, it won't turn a non-dowser into a dowser with somoeone who knows how in the first place to program it. Then it will need to be fine tuned if it works at all.

[Fred]

Studies have shown that people receive telepathic messages but most people ignore them, filter them out.

What studies?

Yes, like his pipe!

Hey, not mine !

[WM6]

Then we'll split the money 50/50!


Max

OK, but no reverse engineering! You promise?

[Max]

OK, but no reverse engineering! You promise?

I promise...
also will add a benefit... small emotiv headset cloned by chinese... I think he will enjoy...

I will spend my $12,500 buying beers.... and potato chips...
to be ready for Hung's debunkering show... when he will make...I mean.

Kind regards,
Max