Cut the crap out Carl!

[Ernie]

I thought this forum might have been the answer to something YOUR , ( i presume your a yank ) President Clinton Asked me for help with " The war on terrorisim" I saw it coming in Australia (divined it from down under(my cock wen't stiff))
I have the answer to your US $25,000 Question YES!,We arleady have it ! Sitting on a military (Classified info ) regiser Well Carl the Preposal We Give to You Is Do YOU want to go ahead with your original proposal?
OR ARE YOU JUST AMERICAN BULL**** ARTIST?

[WesP]

Huh??????

I thought this forum might have been the answer to something YOUR , ( i presume your a yank ) President Clinton Asked me for help with " The war on terrorisim" I saw it coming in Australia (divined it from down under(my cock wen't stiff))
I have the answer to your US $25,000 Question YES!,We arleady have it ! Sitting on a military (Classified info ) regiser Well Carl the Preposal We Give to You Is Do YOU want to go ahead with your original proposal?
OR ARE YOU JUST AMERICAN BULL**** ARTIST?

Ernie,
What in the hell are you talking about? You make very little sense in your posts. Most of which have nothing or very little to do with metal detecting. Try quoting the message you are commenting on. And a word to the wise. Carl hosts this site. You are his guest here. If you don't like he's views fine but leave your "LIMP ****" in your pants. I for one don't want to hear about it..... Oh.....try using the spell checker

[WM6]

Ernie,
What in the hell are you talking about? You make very little sense in your posts.

I think that is due to my poor English, that I do not understand Ernie creative writings.

[Geo]

I think that is due to my poor English, that I do not understand Ernie creative writings.

So do I

[Qiaozhi]

I think that is due to my poor English, that I do not understand Ernie creative writings.

So do I

No-one does ... not even Ernie.

[Ernie]

The Scam?

Carl started this with a reward offered i think it was US$25,000 (METAL OR GOLD COINS OR WHATEVER) So we're all here to detect it (the reward) It's small change compared to what's being offered by the bigger players. Check out the FBI's most wanted list $US25MILLION! Just for one find! Which makes Carl's 25 seem like chicken feed. No offence meant Carl
After 911 i had dinner with US President Clinton. Who in his own way explained his self programming and knowledge of the world and basically asked for help in DETECTING OR FINDING a sollution. And yes gold is on offer to enyone who can help in the detection. As a military engineer and YES I AM A REAL TEST PILOT (choppers are for honk honk ducks) i put together a sollution. My sollution was silenced and is now regarded as classified information and yes i lost everything and i almost died with attempts to kill me. But i like playing, and that was only play dead, just to fool the fools. Now i'm back and very, very ANGRY.
remember
Rules for detecting
1 Safety first!
2 Does it exist?
3 Are you fit and qualified to perform the task?

Happy prospecting
Ernie

[Qiaozhi]

After 911 i had dinner with US President Clinton. Who in his own way explained his self programming and knowledge of the world and basically asked for help in DETECTING OR FINDING a sollution.

Outside of your fantasy world, the U.S. president was George W. Bush at the time of the 9/11 attacks.

[Ernie]

Brain dead JAP!

Yes he was. But Clinton did a world tour and in a way garage sale after 911 to try and help out. Which is when i had dinner with him.
What are they putting in the Jap water supply?
Happy prospecting
Ernie

[Ernie]

Jap water supply

What ever it is, can i for one add a few more drops.

happy prospecting
Ernie

[Ernie]

Carl! I've detected someting?

Qiaozhi = what a nutter. Yes long range detection. Is that worth $US25 grand?
I'll try and detect what there putting in his water supply for an extra $US2,000
HAPPY PROSPECTING
ERNIE

[J_Player]

Qiaozhi = what a nutter. Yes long range detection. Is that worth $US25 grand?
I'll try and detect what there putting in his water supply for an extra $US2,000
HAPPY PROSPECTING
ERNIE

Hi Ernie,
I see you are interested in winning big prize money by using a proven long range locator. I am wondering why you would settle for Carl's $25,000 when you could win a $million USD to pass essentially the same test. You will be lucky to pay expenses with Carl's prize, but with Randi's prize, you could buy a stately mansion and have money left over for the servants to wait hand and foot on you. So I am suggesting you go for the Randi test to insure you will return home rich after demonstrating the long range locator finding treasure. See here for details: http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

And, yes, the money is there! You can check it out yourself. See Item 3 here for the details: http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/...lenge-faq.html

But I am concerned that you would use a military (Classified info) regiser when you have much better long range locators at your disposal.
Now, don't pretend you don't know what I am talking about. ...You already tipped your hand when you posted about your friends visiting from the planet Ziros advised you on a method to dowse for new girlfriends: http://www.geotech1.com/forums/showt...910#post109910
Were your friends from the planet Ziros also at the table with you when you were dining with Ex president Clinton?
Did they give him pointers on dowsing for girlfriends too?

It is no surprise to me that you are in possession of military (Classified info) regiser long range detecting equipment. But I suspect that you have much better equipment than some second-rate military junk. The real tipoff came later in that thread you told the details of locating green gold even from the distance that space invaders come from: "Maybe it was green gold and not alluvial gold that caused the halo under the rainbow I've read how flying bestialities are attracted to it. Good source of detection".

After reading your posts, I figure your friends from the Planet Ziros can dowse just about anything including any kind of gold. And if anyone questions your credibility about your story of friends from planet Ziros, eating with the president, or possessing classified mlitary LRLs, then I can verify I have seen your friends on the front page of a published newspaper at the market checkout counter on several occasions. Yup, they are real.
Honest!

Best wishes,
J_P

[Carl-NC]

Hi Ernie,

I'm still trying to figure out what you're trying to get at. Are you wanting to take my challenge, or are you complaining that I'm not offering enough money? If it's the former, all you need to do is email me and open a discussion. If it's the latter, then (as JP said) there is more prize money available elsewhere.

- Carl

[Ernie]

Thanks JP and Carl

You have to understand that i think this forum (thank you Carl) is one of my last chances, it's not about the money anymore. I was asked to do a job Defence force! I was lied to, robbed and almost kicked to death. To detect something sometimes you have to play dead to see where the shells are coming in from. The good news is that I'm only CLASSIFIED under Australian military law which doesn't apply in NASA'S big shed. It's a bit frustrating that i'm trying to hop into a car with a 2 year old QIAOZHI at the wheel.

happy prospecting
ERNIE

[Qiaozhi]

You have to understand that i think this forum (thank you Carl) is one of my last chances, it's not about the money anymore. I was asked to do a job Defence force! I was lied to, robbed and almost kicked to death. To detect something sometimes you have to play dead to see where the shells are coming in from. The good news is that I'm only CLASSIFIED under Australian military law which doesn't apply in NASA'S big shed. It's a bit frustrating that i'm trying to hop into a car with a 2 year old QIAOZHI at the wheel.

happy prospecting
ERNIE

If your verbal diatribe was less obfuscated, perhaps its intended meaning would become clear. At the moment your comments appear to be the ravings of someone with a delusional disorder.

[Carl-NC]

You have to understand that i think this forum (thank you Carl) is one of my last chances, it's not about the money anymore.

OK, but I still have no idea what you're trying to get at.