dr. Best Ultimate Single Chip Two Antennas LRL

[J_Player]

Then I will have no danger of massive gold ion migration in my face.

Originally Posted by WM6
This is only possible with mineoro stuff, dr Best give you lifetime guarantee and all this for free! __________________

Hi WM6,
It is reassuring to know that Dr. Best gives a lifetime guarantee for free to guard against the horrors of massive gold ion migration that can turn a treasure hunter into a statue.
But there is a problem...
At the first occasion of a massive gold ion migration, the treasure hunter will be instantly changed into a gold statue, and his life will end, thus causing the Dr. Best lifetime guarantee to expire.

The lifetime guarantee solution seems to be faulty in that respect, so I have assembled a team of engineers to begin research in a secret bunker where we will search for a suitable solution to the massive gold migration danger. The lead engineer and resident physicist are both confident they will have a workable solution forthcoming. But until this massive gold migration hazard is fully understood and measures are taken to prevent irreversible damage to treasure hunters, I must caution against the use of your experimental flexible non-conductive wave guide and advanced spiral antennas, as well as the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Don't let this happen to you !

[WM6]

Hi WM6,
But until this massive gold migration hazard is fully understood and measures are taken to prevent irreversible damage to treasure hunters, I must caution against the use of your experimental flexible non-conductive wave guide and advanced spiral antennas, as well as the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Don't let this happen to you !

This happens only to those which do not read instruction manuals. Regarding user manual: "Never use the Ultimate LRL, if you have gold teeth or gold vein."

[J_Player]

This happens only to those which do not read instruction manuals. Regarding user manual: "Never use the Ultimate LRL, if you have gold teeth or gold vein."

Hi WM6,
You are correct, if a person has no gold in their teeth, and is wearing no gold rings or other gold jewelry, then he is safe from the horrors of massive gold ion migration. But many treasure hunters have gold fillings in their teeth, and they may forget to remove their wedding ring before going on a treasure hunt. This is unfortunate, because it presents a life-threatening hazard to the treasure hunters which is made much worse when using your advanced nonconductive flexible wave guide technology, and spiral antennas or the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Reading instructions will not prevent an accident that causes the treasure hunter to turn into a statue. Suppose the treasure hunter forgets to remove his gold jewelry. And what if some treasure hunters cannot afford the cost of having their gold tooth fillings removed and replaced with non-gold fillings? This would eliminate a large number of treasure hunters from using the Dr. Best spiral antennas and pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna for advanced treasure hunting.

But alas, all is not lost. The engineers on our team at the secret research center in the hidden bunker have already devised a workable solution that will protect all treasure hunters from the horrors of turning into a statue. Here is a first hand report from the chief engineer on our secret team who has just debunkered from below to make his announcement:

"We have discovered that the Dr. Best technology is the best in the world. His advanced antennas will not only draw spontaneous gold migration from the ground, it will also collect gold ion clouds that are floating in the air nearby. This makes his antennas far too dangerous to place in the hands of a treasure hunter with gold tooth fillings or not. So we devised a clever method to safely recover the treasure, even when using the most advanced pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna. Our newly devised method will also work with the dual or single spiral antennas, and nonconductive flexible wave guides. You will find no danger of becoming a gold statue when using our method. As you will see below, there are some very beneficial side effects to using the solution we devised from the depths of our secret bunker. As a bonus, you will find there can be a substantial conversion of aluminum, steel and other materials to gold during the massive gold ion migration process, which can be sold for enormous profits to precious metal refineries":

[WM6]

This is called Good Year.

[J_Player]

This is called Good Year.

Hi WM6,
Yes, for you it is a good year. Dr. Best will sell thousands of his advanced spiral antenna single chip LRLs and accessories with a lifetime guarantee.
But for me, I have a problem...

I don't know where to start to explain my problem. So let me ask you: Did you receive any word from my chief engineer about commercial ventures? I have not been able to find him. He was here in the bunker yesterday, but today he is gone... disappeared.

I also cannot find my classic Cobra car that was used for a test vehicle in our experiments for remote controlled vehicle treasure hunting. It is gone too. If you hear any word from my chief engineer, or see any sign of a shiny yellow car with a pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna attached at the front, can you please send me a PM?

Thanks in advance,
J_P

[WM6]

If you hear any word from my chief engineer, or see any sign of a shiny yellow car with a pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna attached at the front, can you please send me a PM?
J_P

You do not need chief engineer anymore. Grab for dr. Best ultimate single chip spiral antenna LRL and all worlds gold is yours. You can then remove to Brazil and play every day with mineoro toys in Alonso kindergarten (chief engineer will be there too). Do it your way, why waiting on pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna? Gold will not be waiting I am going tunning my spiral Ultimate.

[Esteban]

You do not need chief engineer anymore. Grab for dr. Best ultimate single chip spiral antenna LRL and all worlds gold is yours. You can then remove to Brazil and play every day with mineoro toys in Alonso kindergarten (chief engineer will be there too). Do it your way, why waiting on pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna? Gold will not be waiting I am going tunning my spiral Ultimate.

Please, no name more him in these terms.

Regards

Esteban

[Nihil Roma Maius]

You do not need chief engineer anymore. Grab for dr. Best ultimate single chip spiral antenna LRL and all worlds gold is yours. You can then remove to Brazil and play every day with mineoro toys in Alonso kindergarten (chief engineer will be there too). Do it your way, why waiting on pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna? Gold will not be waiting I am going tunning my spiral Ultimate.

Why you name this person here in your nonsense post? He nothing to see with this thread. What you're looking? With what wants to clash?

Regards

[Max]

victimism... just victimism...

when something useful from you guys ?

[J_Player]

victimism... just victimism...

when something useful from you guys ?

Hi Max,
I think The WM6 posts are useful... for Hollywood movie scripts.

Spielberg could read this forum thread and have a good base for making a new adventure movie similar to the Indiana Jones movies. Lots of good material here.

Best wishes,
J_P

[WM6]

Why you name this person here in your nonsense post? He nothing to see with this thread. What you're looking? With what wants to clash?

Regards

I only repeat this name to his believers, but I forgot that the name of the deity of LRL religion can not be spoken. Sorry, this will not happen again.

[Esteban]

I only repeat this name to his believers, but I forgot that the name of the deity of LRL religion can not be spoken. Sorry, this will not happen again.

This is not a religion, is a reality since 1959. In other words, you don't know nothing.

[WM6]

This is not a religion, is a reality since 1959. In other words, you don't know nothing.

If you speaking about dowsing this is not since 1959, better 59 before Christi and earlier, but if you speaking about nonexistent phenomena: for all believers their religion is reality (this is out of discussion).

[Esteban]

If you speaking about dowsing this is not since 1959, better 59 before Christi and earlier, but if you speaking about nonexistent phenomena: for all believers their religion is reality (this is out of discussion).

I know this, I'm talking about electronic LRL... Not all the people are stupid... or maybe you're the only intelligent.

[Theseus]

I know this, I'm talking about electronic LRL... Not all the people are stupid... or maybe you're the only intelligent.

Have you ever, or are you currently using an LRL such as is described in your attachment?

I don't mean similar, I mean exactly those circuits?