dr. Best Ultimate Single Chip Two Antennas LRL

[J_Player]

This happens only to those which do not read instruction manuals. Regarding user manual: "Never use the Ultimate LRL, if you have gold teeth or gold vein."

Hi WM6,
You are correct, if a person has no gold in their teeth, and is wearing no gold rings or other gold jewelry, then he is safe from the horrors of massive gold ion migration. But many treasure hunters have gold fillings in their teeth, and they may forget to remove their wedding ring before going on a treasure hunt. This is unfortunate, because it presents a life-threatening hazard to the treasure hunters which is made much worse when using your advanced nonconductive flexible wave guide technology, and spiral antennas or the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Reading instructions will not prevent an accident that causes the treasure hunter to turn into a statue. Suppose the treasure hunter forgets to remove his gold jewelry. And what if some treasure hunters cannot afford the cost of having their gold tooth fillings removed and replaced with non-gold fillings? This would eliminate a large number of treasure hunters from using the Dr. Best spiral antennas and pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna for advanced treasure hunting.

But alas, all is not lost. The engineers on our team at the secret research center in the hidden bunker have already devised a workable solution that will protect all treasure hunters from the horrors of turning into a statue. Here is a first hand report from the chief engineer on our secret team who has just debunkered from below to make his announcement:

"We have discovered that the Dr. Best technology is the best in the world. His advanced antennas will not only draw spontaneous gold migration from the ground, it will also collect gold ion clouds that are floating in the air nearby. This makes his antennas far too dangerous to place in the hands of a treasure hunter with gold tooth fillings or not. So we devised a clever method to safely recover the treasure, even when using the most advanced pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna. Our newly devised method will also work with the dual or single spiral antennas, and nonconductive flexible wave guides. You will find no danger of becoming a gold statue when using our method. As you will see below, there are some very beneficial side effects to using the solution we devised from the depths of our secret bunker. As a bonus, you will find there can be a substantial conversion of aluminum, steel and other materials to gold during the massive gold ion migration process, which can be sold for enormous profits to precious metal refineries":

[WM6]

Hi WM6,
But until this massive gold migration hazard is fully understood and measures are taken to prevent irreversible damage to treasure hunters, I must caution against the use of your experimental flexible non-conductive wave guide and advanced spiral antennas, as well as the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Don't let this happen to you !

This happens only to those which do not read instruction manuals. Regarding user manual: "Never use the Ultimate LRL, if you have gold teeth or gold vein."

[J_Player]

Then I will have no danger of massive gold ion migration in my face.

Originally Posted by WM6
This is only possible with mineoro stuff, dr Best give you lifetime guarantee and all this for free! __________________

Hi WM6,
It is reassuring to know that Dr. Best gives a lifetime guarantee for free to guard against the horrors of massive gold ion migration that can turn a treasure hunter into a statue.
But there is a problem...
At the first occasion of a massive gold ion migration, the treasure hunter will be instantly changed into a gold statue, and his life will end, thus causing the Dr. Best lifetime guarantee to expire.

The lifetime guarantee solution seems to be faulty in that respect, so I have assembled a team of engineers to begin research in a secret bunker where we will search for a suitable solution to the massive gold migration danger. The lead engineer and resident physicist are both confident they will have a workable solution forthcoming. But until this massive gold migration hazard is fully understood and measures are taken to prevent irreversible damage to treasure hunters, I must caution against the use of your experimental flexible non-conductive wave guide and advanced spiral antennas, as well as the ultimate pyramidal logarithmic quadro spiral antenna.

Don't let this happen to you !

[Max]

Ok, so you're not Obama, and not Osama.
Are you Elvis Prestley, who faked his death so he could post on Geotech forums as Max?

Best wishes,
J_P

If I would be Elvis... how the heck I would need his sideburns ???

[J_Player]

No , try another....

Little help...I'm not black anyway... not that pres. Obama is...

Ok, so you're not Obama, and not Osama.
Are you Elvis Prestley, who faked his death so he could post on Geotech forums as Max?

If so, please record a song live at home and send me an MP3 of it.
I promise I will not sell it to collectors for the highest bid I can get on eBay.

Best wishes,
J_P

[Max]

No? Hmmmmm.....
Then maybe he is Osama bin Laden posting as Max in Geotech?

Best wishes,
J_P

Hmmmmm...

Don't tell me... you read somewhere that there's a reward of $50,000,000 for anyone will provide informations about and need some extra cash for parties and to collect some more... ops... brainless chicks from MTV ???

I never understand why just $50,000,000 for him... someone at CIA or NSA must explain me why so few for him!

I think it's just political move... cause goverment don't wanna make him a legend or something like Guevara... (btw he already is for many muslims, no matter what US put as reward)

If you think that a single e.g. strategic bomber B-2 costs around $450,000,000 and many tens of maintenance each year I simply don't understand, if not political stuff like above, why just $50,000,000 for him!

Everyday US soldiers are killed in Iraq... everyday the Iraq "mission" costs to US some millions dollars and you guys offer just $50,000,000 ???

Ridiculous.

Kind regards,
Max

[Max]

I don´t think so.
Obama says "yes we can" , but not Max

Hmmmm...

I'll rather say... "No, they can't" ...apply perfectly to LRLs and belivers...

[Max]

Hi Max,
I got no facts, but I can try a guess...
Are you President Obama using the name of Max to post on the Geotech forums?

Best wishes,
J_P

No , try another....

Little help...I'm not black anyway... not that pres. Obama is...

Kind regards,
Max

[J_Player]

I don´t think so.
Obama says "yes we can" , but not Max

No? Hmmmmm.....
Then maybe he is Osama bin Laden posting as Max in Geotech?

Best wishes,
J_P

[Fred]

Hi Max,
I got no facts, but I can try a guess...
Are you President Obama using the name of Max to post on the Geotech forums?

Best wishes,
J_P

I don´t think so.
Obama says "yes we can" , but not Max

[J_Player]

Big words... I heard many times... but people often lack at... facts

I know by experience...

Then who am I... ?

Hi Max,
I got no facts, but I can try a guess...
Are you President Obama using the name of Max to post on the Geotech forums?

Best wishes,
J_P

[Max]

Not difficult to know. Fear is not in my dictionary.

are you sure ?

Big words... I heard many times... but people often lack at... facts

I know by experience...

Then who am I... ?

Are you also an Internet magician ???

Kind regards,
Max

[Max]

If he provide an address, I can "visit" him instead you!

Hmmmmm....

use your custom made teleport... and send me some ninjas (but trained!) to kill me overnight...

I like these kind of alternatives to watching boring TV shows and MTVs ***-s (I like only when MTV shows that no-brain chicks as explained before) !

But if you're that magician of Internet as you're of LRLs you'll sure locate me without I have to provide anything !

Don't you ?

Kind regards,
Max

[Nihil Roma Maius]

I think is not a good idea , dear Nihil...

It's better don't know me... who I am really...

Not to scary you... if you want can do... but you've been warned!

Kind regards,
Max

Not difficult to know. Fear is not in my dictionary.

[WM6]

Is very beautiful your firm, mister. You're doing a great job!

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